I've come up with possible uses for your student planner(s) in case you get bored of it or whatever else.
Ok, don't try this at home, just at school
-Using the Planner as... a SLAPPER!-
Believe it or not, this works! Whenever someone is annoying the crap out of you, ignoring you, or getting you mad, you could use your hand to slap them right across the face. What fun would that be? Instead, use this planner to slap, or rather.. SMACK them right in the face, most likely leaving red marks behind. Believe me, it's worth it!
-Using the Planner as... a TISSUE!-
Simple and easy one. Tear out any of the soft pages (anything except the covers basically) and use it to blow your nose! If your nostrils can take the pain, try tearing one of the cover sheets out and blowing your nose with that. Just make sure you don't get mucus on the weewee passes cuz you know, those are valuable.
-Using the planner as... a FAN!-
This one is easy too! Assuming the bindings are on the left side, hold the open side with your right hand. With your fingers placed about halfway between the edges, fold the planner in half. Now place your right thumb on the edge of the planner and simply slide it off while applying and releasing the pressure needed to make the sheets fly and blow air towards you!
-Using the planner as... a Sunlight Shielder?-
Like all of the ones that came before, this usage is also too simple. Find a spot anywhere in the world where the sunlight is hitting your face. Then, with either of your hands, hold your shield(s) above your eye(s) and make it block the sunrays. Now, relax and fall asleep or anything!
-Using the planner as... TOILET PAPER!-
This one is selfexplanatory really... take any piece of the planner you can use, even the metal binding ... it is definitely softer than school issue toilet paper! Me I'd rather use the softest I can find, which is the paper. Might end up hurting yourself otherwise. And remember to keep the passes cuz if you use those, then you won't be going number 2 no more.
-Using the planner as... A chinese throwing star!-
All you have to do is chuck the planner at someone. It probably wouldn't hurt but the person you threw it at would get the idea. I doubt it would even fly strait but its worth a try.
-You could use the planner as a Agenda
i know that all you kids now a days think that partying is cool and because of that you forget to do your homework. Now all you have to do is write what homework you have thats due and look at it when you wake up and walk home from a house you have never seen before.(Take it from a senior its all fun and games till the fat guy falls then it gets halarious)
