(From the back cover) “Absurd philosophies, dark surrealism, and the end of
the human race…
God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven and wants you to
rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossessing your souls and
feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm- an
interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He
loves these new children, but He doesn’t love you. They are more
interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed,
and deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos, and
there’s nothing you can do about it…
Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a third-person perspective,
a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive and running amok,
an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of
classy sex and violence, and a motley group of squatter punks that team
up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn’t want them
anymore.”
Review:
Don’t start reading this book with any sort of expectations.
The author’s work has been described as dark, surreal, sacrilegious,
twisted and intelligent, and Satan Burger seems to fit this description
quite nicely. I recommend you not try to take it too seriously; otherwise you won’t
have any fun. Note the cover- that image perfectly sets the tone of the book.
Satan Burger is a short book, a little over 200 pages and a fast
read. However, the world it portrays is such a bizarre, vivid place, that
it is easy to get caught
up in the hyperkinetic and rather disturbing plot. Yes, there is sex, blood, and gore
in this story. The writing style
is appropriately bizarre, but makes an odd sort of sense. The narrator refuses
to use proper grammar, finding himself in a world of such chaos and
insanity that it is often necessary to make up his own words and sentence
structures. It feels like an experimental story, and there are some flaws
in the author’s attempt to describe his strange world.
But if you like strange stories, don't get easily offended, and/or have an open mind, I highly
recommend you give Satan Burger a try. You’ll hopefully find it
entertaining, and at the very least, different.
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